Birds are chirping. Im a vegetarian so I cook my own thing. 1. These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. ", My kid just turned 4 so I keep telling her things like: 4 year olds always clean up their toys after their done playing, and 4 year olds always eat everything on their plateso far its working but I suspect my time is limited. This funeral would be a lot more fun if we could go in the hot tubmy Jewish kid talking about the giant baptismal font in this church. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. Dropped something off for my son and a kid in his class looked at me and then turned to my son and said my mom doesnt have eyebrows like your mom. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. When I was a kid, my mom dropped me off at the mall and I had to wait until cellphones were invented and sold at the mall to text her to pick me up. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Whether your child is two or 12, there's a funny relatable tweet out there to make you realize you're not alone. 25 of the Funniest Tweets About Life With Preschoolers, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. Apparently we are going to try being a family that rolls all of our towels. The Charmin' Carmen (@Charmin_Carmen) January 11, 2023. Politics Joe Biden Congress Extremism Elections 2022 Thats what keeps the joints gliding. I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. My kids knew that. pic.twitter.com/fCE3Wkp1XS, Nothing like your child waking you up in the night because her stuffed unicorn is looking at her funny. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on . My husband put the dishes away.If you have any information about their whereabouts we are deeply concerned for their safety at this time. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc, Me *overhearing my neighbor's 3 yr old daughter having a mega tantrum: So glad I'm past the toddler years Teen: Screams, slams their bedroom door, storms off down the stairs and screams one more timeAlso Me: The irony of this moment is not lost on me, Picked up my 6 yo from a play date and the first thing he said as we got in the car was THEY ARE DEFINITELY RICHER THAN WE ARE!!. These funny tweets definitely help alleviate growing pains. Allison Slater Tate is a freelance writer and editor in Florida specializing in parenting and college admissions. IE 11 is not supported. Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. I dont know why they call it a geriatric pregnancy. Also, uh oh, summer. The 20 Funniest Tweets from Parents this Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! 8: We only go. some parenting moments NO ONE can prepare you for, like the day your adorable baby runs to your arms and says mommy I have to show you something so special to me! and she leads you to the bathroom and unveils her incredibly special and disturbingly gigantic mound of poop. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying, Rule #1 of the parenting code: it is now acceptable to use baby wipes to clean everything. "80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad". I think the reason it's cloudy is because the sun wanted to sleep longer.-my 4yo, the meteorologist. Part of HuffPost Relationships. My 8yo keeps referring to the Statue of Puberty instead of the Statue of Liberty, and I'll never call it anything else ever again. 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid?Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent.8: It's Mom. Well, yeah. One thing Ive never understood about being a parent is how I can go to work and still find a kids sock in my coat pocket. This what I see when I walked in. Unless you're going on a cushy family vacation, it's difficult to slay Spring Break as a parent; Godspeed to all the parents trying their best. ". Main Menu. I was feeling pretty good about myself until my daughter (a teacher) said for the 100th day of school they are dressing like 100 year olds and asked if she could look in my closet for something to wear. "My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. ", Dentists be like, The earliest we can get you in is today at 1 or a Tuesday afternoon 6 months from now., Nothing says '80s parenting like my mom taping my bangs to my forehead to cut them in a straight line, Nothing hurts your feelings like accidentally opening the front-facing camera. She is a proud Gen Xer, ENFP, Leo, Diet Coke enthusiast, and champion of the Oxford Comma. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids, Top 20 Sweet and Funny Tweets For Valentines Day. Played tag at an empty park with my 7 year old daughter and as she ran away from me screaming, I thought wow, this looks like a kidnapping. 25 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Raising Boys, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Here are some of the best, funniest, and most viral tweets from this week. My husband and son are farting on one another. Me, a Jewish mother, to her children in September. It's finally March, and you know what that means? I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. We're watching Shrek as a family and at the moment when Fiona turned from a woman into an ogre, my 2yo pointed to the TV and said "now she's a mom.". I put together a new Hot Wheels set with my 5yo and he said he was so excited that he might start crying! Me: You can't wear that to school.10-year-old: Why not?Me: It's not nice enough.10: I've been going to school with these kids for years. ". Yay, summer! , Excellent news! 7YO: Can I get a snack?Me: Are you feeling hungry?7YO: You dont need to be hungry to eat a cookie! 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. My kid could break a window and they would be like, "Way to go, buddy! By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Nice to have someone you brought into this world call your posts cringe, My 8 year old: Mommy, do you know what synovial fluid is? Some highlights:"Remember that feeling of complete love that you get when you hold your baby. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. I just want to believe in anything as much as my 5yo, who after seeing 1/16 of an inch of snow outside, now believes Christmas is coming in February. i forgot to set the trash can out and missed the pick up. Its not like we pee our pants, wake up 40 times a night, wear our pajamas around all day and oh. Jun 24, 2022, 09:46 AM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! My 6-year-old: What's the difference between a barracuda & a shark?Me: When a barracuda is near, you'll hear a guitar riff. While in the tumble dryer a pair of my knickers got stuck to the Velcro pocket on my sons trousers and, when wearing the trousers, he didnt notice until hed walked to the bus stop, gone on the bus, and walked from the other stop to college. My tween, who wanted money, told me I dont look a day over 41. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! Just one. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Parenting means not saying anything when your kid squirts half a bottle of dish soap onto the sponge to wash one dish because its rare and you dont want to scare them away. Isnt that amazing?Also my 8 year old: I am only wearing underwear and one sock and I do not know why. If we didnt have synovial fluid it would hurt to move! Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Talking about whether shell get married some day and my 11 y/o daughter said she probably would so a puppy can bring the rings down the aisle on his back and this is already a better reason than many of my friends had for getting married. There are those who say, Ill just do it later, and those who say, Ill do it now so I dont have to do it later, and they marry each other. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. me: I had my first crush on a girl when I was in the first grade. My 9YO is half way done sharing her dream which she started narrating last Monday. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Im on a business trip and I get this text from my husband, I think the kids have hidden a hotdog in the house, but I cant find it. 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. There should be a different word for vacation when its with your kids. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. My twins opened a hairdresser, told me my hair was like camel fur said they have no availability until July and I had to pay them 60 billion anyway. My 5yo holding her baby, "I can't leave the baby home alone!" V punk obviously but otherwise, truly fucked me up. careful with that cursor son. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Turn it off! Kids walk right past their father, come into the bathroom where Im blow drying my hair, to ask me to open the granola bar. Janene #1 Ok, that's adorable My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. 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