Also, I agree with the poster above about Shaquille. Those women seem like idiots or space cadets. Literally. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? These ego manic, martyr playing, race card carrying, drama seeking, sociopaths just need to get knocked down a few pegs especially off the pedestals they mark themselves out on. Luke Wilson stars in the new Colgate commercial that aired during the 2019 Super Bowl! . Can't stand them. It hit home and hit my heart. Both men come across as very smarmy. GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. The other woman seems to be preparing breakfast. The Hanes or Fruit of the Loom commercial with the dancing land whales. The film industry was shut down for over a year. Colgate (toothpaste). How many commercials are there for whatever, playing various versions of "What A Wonderful World"? The Zac Efron spot wherein he resembled a 70's gay porn star. Some of the newer Progressive ads are barely tolerable but the one with Flo's "sister" and the baby is practically noxious. I wish Pepto would bring back the Country Western version. A commercial advertisement on television (usually abbreviated to TV commercial, ad, ad-film, and known in UK as advert, or TV advert) is a span of television programming produced and paid for by an organization, which conveys a message, typically to market a product or service. Ergatta X with that conman creep Colin Kaepernick attention whore diva princess. Outdoor adventure "bonding" weekend with his wife's male relatives - he ends up doing a very nasty belly flop offstage. R217, I wonder if anyone actually donates money in response to those sad animal ads? '" sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. Where are these commercials being shown? That horrible Medicare ad featuring a loud nasty crone named Martha says that she's 75. The horrible Everlywell commercials for allergy saliva testing. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little. That lip biting dyke in the "Parker Promo" State Farm commercial. It seems more like a cry for help on suicide watch. Bell replaces actress Brooke Shields in this role, who had been the brand ambassador . ", Speaking about odd pronunciations, there's a commercial for female protective undergarments and the lead woman refers to them as "pahnts". Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site Geico has been replaced with Consumer Cellular as the sponsor of "Jeopardy. Yes cause we all know how he preaches tolerance amongst the Native Americans, the Syrians, the Jewish community, the Asians, lgbt community oh wait. Anyway the iRobot catchphrase alone So you can human! Someone actual got paid for that pitch? I have never been so annoyed by a commercial - and that's saying a lot. Who thought she was funny or would somehow make a good impression on the target audience (or on anyone)? This thread should be a fucking gold mine after The Super Bowl. speech. They've resurrected Alphonso and his charity walk for that HIV medication commercial. She has a line or two, but I didn't pay attention to what she says. And shrill! That preachy commercial about getting rid of your guns when you know someone in your household is suicidal. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rWhen handsome Harry joins the session, \rHe makes a real cool 3-way impression (lol)\r\rCleaner breath. In many cases, the cause isnt known. Ugh. St. The Asian bitches who yell stupid shit about their money in the Discover Card commercial. Please smile if you happy to give us a . From his point-of-view heading out of store across parking lot a gay-voice bearded employee (cart guy?) I didn't find it offensive or even annoying. The Hippo ad with Ralph Fiennes aborted son. The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. Not hating, but more bewildered after seeing Liev Schrieber in a commercial for a company called "Mattress Firm". What is the best toothpaste in the world? And of course they advertise whatever Shaq is schilling atm which is basically what theyre all about (Adam Sandler must own a huge portion of the network or stock in it with what theyre always advertising with his abysmal offerings) other than their big cash cow South Park. Dear colgate, Its 8am here in Oregon. Should've shared a link R62, cuz this shit is hilarious. Not all of us are TV zombies with cable. The one where the woman tries to tell her family that she saved $20 on a hair dryer by using Honey. Your clothes would probably be subject to ransomware. Co-showrunner Kristen Reidel addressed the idea with TVGuide. Others started on YouTube and made their way to the three main network channels and cable channels. R498: Greg (the motivational speaker) is the Black gentleman with the bad dye job. Next time you see that ad R3, take a close look at the nerdy girl. I never have much investment in even trying to pay attention to the boring iRobot commercials until I hear that bizarre slogan of theres: SO YOU CAN HUMAN! and they don't have annoying crinkling when you move, etc. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month. I also like the dancing in the Old Navy commercial. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. It's creepy and obnoxious. The only more ridiculous food delivery company is that stupid Daily Harvest nonsense. There's an ad that runs on Youtube 10 times a day for adult diapers. I'm on the East Coast. The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. R80, maybe that's what Prevagen does to those who take it -- turns them all into Stepford wife types. "Hungry Root came throuuuuuuuugh." I was loving the Larry David commercial until I realized it was a spot for fucking bitcoin. ", I watch live tv through Hulu and they have been running the same three commercials ad nauseam for weeks. I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. I can't tell whether the actors are the same people, just a generic pretty white couple. Twelve??? Flyover land? There are several different variations of the ad and the longest is 2+ minutes! The dad is looking at the boys crotch and ass in the jeans to see if his stuff looks good in them. H&R Block spots started last night. The Sopranos Chevy spot. I'm the cute one now. You get a blanket with the gimpy kids, you get a blanket with the homeless kids, you get a t-shirt with the kids with cancer, you get a t-shirt with the shivering starved beasts, you get a stuffed toy with the African wildlife,, and you get NOTHING with a donation to old starving Jews. I won't ever watch it again. They hide behind the fact they can say fuck and shit more liberally and expect that to get them over. Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? Ive got bills Ive got to pay. Please Smile. Is she trying to be funny? This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel. Keira Knightley is in some perfume ad that is set to fragments of Janis Joplin's CRY. which she proceeds to do. I liked the Flight Attendant version, I like the current road worker one where the guy in the reflective vest, fans his ass, quickly, before a "big shit eating" smile hands him the bottle of pink gold! He was a pain in the ass on that show, too. Life alert is the lifesaver to keep me out of assisted-living. B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. His hair, his face, his voice, the "helpful people" who make suggestions. James Cordon for WW. Have you no shame, let alone creativity? "I'm a Gainiac,Gainiac! [quote]Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? Thank you! I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. This late night sex line commercial on Comedy Central is so weird. He looks ridiculous yelling at the screen ITS FREE. I'm not sure what they're advertising but the commercial features a little boy with one of those cloying affected childish voices asking "Did you know" about an endless stream of subjects until his mom says "Did you know we love how many things you know?" [quote] that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial. The commercial . [quote]How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? Those just make me sad. Now if I could get some semen stained speedos, tele-buggery interests me. I almost cried just now. Looking for expert dental advice? He annoys me more than the "Heroes in Film" book club lady. Another idiotic Liberty Mutual spot with the lookalike dog and master. We're going to have to report you. And second this is supposed to be on COMEDY CENTRAL. I worked in advertising 30 years. That Peyronie's disease commercial is now shown throughout the day. Unfortunately, for the products being hawked, showing same sex couples, especially of mixed races and nationalities, sure won't sell those products in certain US markets. "How Do You Like Me Now?" There's a new commercial for an allergy medicine or something which mentions spring time - and it uses the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". I have to mute the tv. The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. If I dont ever see it how can I hate it too? I wish they'd stop playing it. You have to have a certain timeline to go after someone and that were at the 418th in already dude. "Get in the basement!". The Hormel Chili commercials are quite funny. By the time I grabbed the remote to turn on the sound, the ad was done, so I can't judge the "quality" of the ad. I'm waiting for March 15th with bated breath. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. I had to switch channels whenever it came up. The WWF gives you a stuffed elephant plushie if you subscribe. How much younger to they want these little skanks to get? We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Those PetsSmart ads or whatever they are with everyone singing "I'd Do Anything" remind me how much I hate the musical OLIVER! In particular, there are several websites and online resources that specialize in this kind of search. Sensodyne ProNamel Gentle Whitening Toothpaste. R314 its awful. I've never seen Pablo Schrieber in a commercial. as she drives around, that seemingly inspire her for her story, as the writer gets a big smile on her face. Flo and that insanely annoying guy in the progressive commercials makes me want to cancel my insurance with the company. [quote]Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? Mike Lindells new towels hes plugging where one of the lines is are you tired of towels that dont dry? Bitch if it aint drying you what youre using clearly aint a towel. In one of them, she accosts a cashier at work LMAO. click ACCEPT. The Duluth Trading Company "Funk No" underwear commercial. Does anyone actually think Kelly Clarkson has Mayfair furniture in her mansion and not $8000 sofas and $4000 dining room tables? I may never be able to eat another carrot! Eeeeeeew. Couldn't they find someone who was believable? PICK UP THE FUCKING LOTTO TICKET. Why, he's hardly working! Enough with the fucking Shriners kids commercials!!!!! Can a gyno exam actually be done over a cell?! The daisy sour cream commercial where the hot husband has been out gay cruising all night and picks up some sour cream on his way home. 28 Feb 2023 23:37:56 Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires. Some features on this site require registration. I was shocked at her new look. She's stiff and not comfortable to look at in the ad, I was more preoccupied looking at her mug than learning anything about the game. This usually happens before a child is born, but it can occur at birth or in early infancy. PICK UP THE FUCKING TABLET! Is the guy Bubba Watson? The Black mom is asking her young daughter why she didn't want put on her pants, while the dark haired white, or Hispanic, mom is in the background, she looks over as the Black woman is talking to her daughter. . The sad, pathetic single mother saying, "Omicron is a real game changer!" Any commercial that uses Ill Take You There, Walking On Sunshine, or the Carmen Overture. @Zamaswati_M. It's amazing how many morons work for ad agencies. Who's directing these abysmal spots? [quote] the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. Just when a bloody, exhausted, and devastated Buck reunited with Eddie to break the awful news about Christopher, Christopher turned up, not all that much worse for the wear considering everything that had happened. As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. The . Also was watching the show Killer Kids where I think its the Make A Wish cancer kids is a sponsor Its sick children in the commercial regardless and reminds me of how Drizly advertises for the show Intervention. All Medicare open enrollment commercials are extremely annoying. Body parts are floppy or too stiff. May he just needs to open them. I just actually looked at the "I like red" commercial for the first time this season and it's a little different than the previous several years' versions. Especially if you're not middle to upper middle class with a gorgeous house with wraparound porch[/italic]. I hate the women pooping commercials. As she walks across the stage, the audience welcomes her with applause. Even if they aren't a lesbian couple, the implication is definitely there. No, there isnt. There's no escaping some of these annoying TV ads. I can't tell if he had extreme dermabrasion that erased all trace of features, or they put some kind of filter on the camera that caused his face to look like a peeled potato with eyes. And has she just sold the car they are riding in? The Biktarvy ads cast the trashiest people. I kept E Channel on most of the summer while I was packing -mindless hours of Sex and the City reruns and hours of Kardashians. The commercials are offensive where a white woman brags to black friend how she loves the bubble maker. Its breakthrough formula does more.. The new 'Martha' ads for Medicare advantage plans is downright AWFUL. What are the release dates for Colgate Commercial - 2008? He reminds me of NYC weatherman Mike Woods (gay) who also wears too-tight suits on his overly muscled upper body. By all means, ruin the memories of a classic tv sitcom theme by hijacking it to sell shitty food and watered down drinks. 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