This website is operated by a ticket broker.Ticket prices are set by third-party sellers and may be above or below face value.We are not affiliated with nor endorsed by Sebastian Maniscalco. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. They make one slight move, the fathers like, You ever see the white kid at the restaurant? Sitemap | Now, the person is right here. My motherd be like, What the hell did you just say? Mother, I said, Dearly beloved. If Google ever comes out with a printout of what youve been asking it, youre gonna have to leave California. Real cool, wed come up, wed be like, Hey. Taped after his four-show sold-out streak at Madison Square Garden when no one really knew his name, Maniscalco nailed his own Netflix comedy special in 2019, bearing the same name as his book. I dunno whats wrong with people. You embarrassed our entire family. Come murder me and my family. That song would always pop on. The person doesnt sit down. Have you ever went to an emergency room and like, This is your doctor, Doctor Aquilani. Its hand lotion. Tickets go on sale on Friday, April 26 at 10 AM at the link in my bio. You have to come back with number three. Thank you guys, you been fantastic. And whatever we didnt sale, we threw it out! Im sitting in line, Im watching people eat the yogurt. Youre good! Were here! It doesnt happen. By popular demand an additional show for Sebastian Maniscalco You Bother Me Tour has been added to DPAC on Sunday, March 8, 2020 at 8:00 PM. You took no time with your presentation. Somebody wanna call the authorities? Child must be present. And people are like, Hahhh? Then he opens it up for questions. Sebastian Maniscalco will host MTV's 2019 Video Music Awards on Monday night, exactly one month before he'll be in Charlotte. I dont even know whats on page two. Italians, we dont play basketball. The Gist: Peter Segal ( Tommy Boy, 50 First Dates, The Longest Yard) directs Maniscalco in this more intimate Vegas showroom setting, as the comedian's star and profile has continued to rise,. Prince, remember when this guy first came out? Where are they? Hes like, Theyre walking around Walgreens. - Diaper bags will be allowed for families with infants and toddlers. Id come up to my mother, Id go, Ma, you think I could get a popsicle? We were all doing it. Come on, do you think the guy at Walmart is dealing with the same temptations that Tiger Woods is dealing with? On the way from clueless rube to standup superstar, Seb was booed off stages; survived on tips and stolen food; got advice from mentors Andrew Dice Clay, Vince Vaughn, Tony Danza, and Jerry Seinfeld; fell in love; and stayed true to his Italian-immigrant roots, the books description reads. Made direct eye contact. It inspires competition, right? And Im like, Youre gonna determine whether somebody goes to prison and youre having problems with the name badge? You need a release, right? Could be five, six days depending how busy Yahoo is, I dunno. Sit down. And you lost track of time. May 27. Thats what they do nowadays. The man the. It's free to sign up and bid on jobs. Meatball sandwich. The ink would bleed a little bit. Change out your cubes! Every three days Im breaking cubes at my house, fresh. Peaks and valleys. Grieving the loss of a best friend she couldnt protect, an ex-bodyguard sets out to fulfill her dear friends last wish: sweet revenge. What the hell have you been doing? And in my head Im like, I think Im dying. You do it. Who are you? I wanted to be Prince. 3. He came on MTV, Id stop what I was doing, it was like an event. I got nothing! But we broke it before we threw it in the garbage. Thank you, thank you scrapsfromtheloft for giving me wonderful information, Your email address will not be published. Now, some people dont give the cash right away. I have it. Friday night comes out, Come on, were going out, were gonna do stuff. Nobody knows whats going on. I didnt grow up in a huge family. They compare the celebrity relationship with their own. Maniscalco's distinctive physical brand of comedy both on-stage and on-screen continues to earn acclaim from audiences around the world. Thats talent. Certain cultures do certain things well. Im always on page one, first three topics, right? Sebastian Maniscalco Follow Sebastian: Tour March 3, 2023 7:00PM Encore Theater Las Vegas March 3, 2023 10:00PM Encore Theater Las Vegas Tickets March 4, 2023 7:00PM Encore Theater Las Vegas Tickets March 4, 2023 10:00PM Encore Theater Las Vegas Tickets May 27, 2023 7:00PM Encore Theater Las Vegas Tickets May 27, 2023 10:00PM Encore Theater These cookies do not store any personal information. Hes like, I cant do it! "If I can relate to the joke, it's going to be funny.". Now you gotta talk to him after youre done, youre like, Yeah, smells like crap in here, huh? And you gotta tip him a dollar for the towel, for what? Im getting way too old for the nightclubs. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. I go, Yeah, plastic. Lets go get a drink at the bar. What the! Drop to one knee. Its getting weird, man. Its me and three other people. SEBASTIAN's comedy is impeccably paced and chock-full of seething observations on daily human behavior. Sebastian Maniscalco: You Bother Me at United Center. You wouldnt touch one another. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. He walks into the kitchen, shes got a little broccoli hanging off her head. I said, Type in www. Thanks! No, theres a game. This is weird. Whats happening? Now, with this use of technology, anything medically, I dont go to the doctor. They say its a jury of your peers. I constantly walk around going, This guy bothers me., he says. I would put Michael Jackson moves into conversations. Now comes word the man the New York Times calls "America's hottest comic" has extended the initial run adding 20 more dates in 2020 across the U.S. and Canada. All the guys will get one, right? If you do, you have to call from the driveway. Hes like, Burn all the lamps. Address. Two hours went by, you were like, We gotta get outta here. She ate everything on the plate. And Im like, Its right there. In January 2019, the comedian wrapped a weekend of four shows at Madison Square Garden by breaking an amazing record. From here to your hands. Thats how we did it. Youll laugh out loud with Sebastian and four of the countrys best young comics: Mike Gaffney, Deb DiGiovanni, Derek Gaines and Dan St. Germain.Stream Every Episode of Gotham Comedy Live for FREE on the AXS TV App: https://bit.ly/GothamComedyLiveFull stand up comedy specials drop every Wednesday on Laugh Trax.#SebastianManiscalco #StandupComedy #MikeGaffney #DebDiGiovanni #DerekGaines #DanSt.Germain.Standup Comedy, Stand up Comedy, Standup Special, Laugh, Funny Videos, Jokes, Funny Jokes, Saturday Night Live, Gotham Comedy Club I'm honored to be @billboard's inaugural Comedian of the Year. People go there. Little things bother me. Theyre coming out, theyre drenched, theyre soaked. About Sebastian Maniscalco: With a string of record-breaking sold-out comedy appearances, a best-selling memoir Stay Hungry and a role in the award-winning Green Book , 2018 was a milestone year that culminated in comedian, actor and best-selling author Sebastian Maniscalco receiving Billboard's inaugural Comedian of the Year award. Its hard to stay married. But we used to own that part of the mall, thats where we made decisions, in the middle of the mall, right? I dont eat, I dont sleep. Little screwed up tonight. This is for company only. Oh, no! He types it in, presses return, hes like, I got nothing. Thats my father, hes like, If theyre not gonna buy it at my sale, theyre not gonna come by later on tonight and steal it outta my garbage. Italians generally do not go into the medical field, right? The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. Sebastian Maniscalco: You Bother Me Temecula, CA Presale Info & Presale Codes Event Details & Presale Codes & Event Information. "I constantly walk around going, 'This guy bothers me.,'" he says. In order to pay off their debt, three daring youths jump into the money-lending business while confronting the rich and powerful who prey on the weak. I said, George, Im sorry Im late, whats the score? Hes like, We dont keep score out there. I said, Yeah, can you put that on the rocks? So she brought it out, I went to go take a sip, I smelled the ice cubes, the ice cubes smelled like her freezer. Look! No, you know whats cute? Sebastian Maniscalco You Bother Me Tour DPAC March 7, 2020 September 23, 2019 (Durham, NC) - Fresh off a wildly successful, two-year-plus run on his Stay Hungry Tour, Billboard's 2018 Comedian of the Year Sebastian Maniscalco returned this month with his new You Bother Me Tour. "Sebastian Maniscalco Presale" Information - Membership Required This Presale Promotion Started on Tue Sep 24, 2019 at 10:00am Please check back soon - we expect to add this presale code anytime now - refresh this page in a few minutes. That always gets weird, especially if you go out with a group and you go out for anything, like a dinner or whatnot, and when the bill comes, it gets weird. What? https://www.youtube.com/user/sebastiancomedy1. Achtsam Morden He has released five comedy specials. I got this tonight. Then at the end of the wedding, the bride and groom, they go up to the room, and before they do anything, they start opening up these envelopes. This is where you would have to have a little personality. Go out to dinner with your friends. We put some signs all over town with an arrow, Come get our garbage. They wait til dinners served. Im like, Wait a minute, you got a Ginsburg back there? Maniscalco is touring throughout 2019 with tickets to his North American You Bother Me tour on sale now. Its the cutest thing hes ever seen. The year will also see Maniscalcos performancealongside Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino, and Joe Pesciin Martin Scorseses highly anticipated The Irishman on Netflix. Maniscalco is excited to host the 2019 MTV VMAs, as he grew up with MTV. At least let me leave that tip down. Gomez has been Maniscalco's muse and subject of his stand-up content for a few years now. Landed in my Auntie Annes. Its not a puppy. Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump. These things are on wheels, they can be three miles down the road in no time. Don't miss the You Bother Me Tour coming to the WCEC February 14, 15, & 16. Comedy. Now what do we got? You better hope to God somebody comes over so we can cut the cake. According to IMDb, Maniscalco has racked up 11 acting credits since 2004. Why is this a problem, getting a sandwich? The outrageously funny stand up Sebastian Maniscalco stars in this comedy special, blending his high energy physicality and his inimitable facial expressions to send up modern life through the lens of his old-world, Italian-American upbringing. Im soft, what the hell is this? Youll finally get it. What, did you forget he died? So the two bucks youre gonna pitch in aint even gonna put a dent in this. Prices will fluctuate based on many factors such as inventory . What is it? Sebastian Maniscalco is a stand-up comedian, actor, and bestselling author. Touted as 'the comedian's comedian" by People, Maniscalco finds himself "at the vanguard of a live comedy revolution" according to Pollstar.And the man "NBC Nightly News" called "comedy's new . Theyre at the door! Be like, Hey, how you doing? My names Prince, this is Apollonia. Americas fastest rising comedy star Sebastian Maniscalco will blow the roof off the house in a LIVE and UNCENSORED hour of stand-up from New Yorks Gotham Comedy Club. Don't miss his hilarious new material live at the Encore Theatre at Wynn or the Borgata Events Center. Getty He stinks. Encore Theater at Wynn Las Vegas - Las Vegas, NV. You got 24 hours a day and this is the best you could come up with?. Its hot, I get frustrated when I talk about this stuff. Now, you go fish for the money. Thank you! Everybodys dying for yogurt. Presented by National Shows 2 Sale Dates and Times: Public Onsale : Fri, 4 Oct 2019 at 10:00 AM Official Platinum : Tue, 5 Nov 2019 at 04:00 PM Sebastian Maniscalco Reviews Comedy & Stand-up But I was in the human line, Im sitting there. My wife never worked in a restaurant, but I worked in restaurants my whole life. I dunno why, you give your slip to the pharmacist, he always looks at it, hes like, Oh Its gonna be about another 25 minutes. 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