And yes, I have read of those valiant institutions that are doing this, and students then buy a toy mobile to be locked up for the day or try similar dodges. Its been quite the six months for the onetime favourite to succeed Boris Johnson. Brendan O'Neill. Why was EU chief due to meet King Charles? Not Matt Hancock. Please let us know if you're having issues with commenting. He persuades them to set fire to Sepulchrave's Library and uses the circumstances to play the hero in rescuing those trapped inside (including all the surviving members of the House of Groan). Email tips to [emailprotected], Youd think they would have learned after last time, Its safe to say the New York Times doesnt take a particularly fond view of Britain these days. Wanted: a chief of staff for Sir Keir. Now it is written by the increasingly UKIP-hostile Sebastian I Hate The Right Payne and some unknown entity called Katy Balls, who has locked her Twitter account, and oddly uses her bio to claim she is not Peter Hitchens (who also made his way onto the list this year). Boris, Brexit and the Northern Ireland Protocol all are dominating the news agenda yet again. Who is to blame for this and what is to be done? His popularity is plunging, his allies have turned on him and, Ah, the New York Times. Their unity was unshakeable, its leader unquestioned. When he considers the time ripe, he attempts to kill Barquentine by fire, but botches the attempt, underestimating the seemingly frail and disabled old man. Inflation. Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. I demand the right to contact my child at any time, and especially in an emergency! they will say. The social web that links The Spectator to the heart of the Tory cabinet Connections between a magazine and the cabinet have rarely been so interlinked, with a former editor as the helm, a Spectator spouse as a senior political strategist and the chancellor as the political editor's best man - how is The Speccie wielding its influence? The ageing rocker, who congratulated Boris, Oh dear. Steerpike then insinuates himself into Barquentine's work, acting as apprentice and doing his best to make himself indispensable. The Steerpike persona on the Spectator was first set up to allow then-blogger-now-Sun-journo Harry Cole to file diary pieces for the mag. Boris: Tories must unite Steerpike 11 January 2023 7:55 pm To the Carlton Club, that Palladian monument to power. Thought-provoking commentary and opinion on politics, books and the arts. Spectator.co.uk; Menu; Register Log in. But dont the states control education? Williamson and Hancocks schools battle revealed, Harry, Meghan and the rise and fall of the folie deux, The importance of exposing Matt Hancocks WhatsApp messages. Below are some of the stand out, Is even the BBC starting to accept reality on questions of sex and gender? Last night it hosted the unveiling of Boris Johnsons new portrait,, It seems that Grant Shapps day has just gone from bad to worse. Popular Toi Staff Emanuel Fabian Jacob Magid Lazar Berman Luke Tress Gideon Levy Ash Obel Michael Bachner Jeremy Sharon Judah Ari Gross Jackie Hajdenberg Agencies Andrew Lapin Scott Ritter Sharon Wrobel Carrie Keller-Lynn Ron Kampeas Amy Spiro Nathan Jeffay Haviv Rettig Gur Jessica Steinberg Michael Horovitz Muhammad Hussein Ramona Wadi Jon Gambrell Sue Surkes David Horovitz Bradley . So it only seems, Theres been a sense of deja vu in Westminster in recent days, with a Tory leader under pressure on Europe, It seems the wokest paper in all the west has blundered once again. Thats the question all, Resignations! [citation needed], Deciding to remove the twins, Steerpike convinces them to move into a distant and abandoned region of the castle by confabulating an epidemic of "Weasel Plague", which they must be quarantined from. Matters are brought to a head when a huge rainstorm floods the castle, submerging the lower levels and forcing the inhabitants (and Steerpike) higher and higher. Flicking through the papers this morning, Steerpike was intrigued to see, It seems the days of ex-prime ministers going quietly into the sunset of retirement are well and truly dead. [3][4], The Daily Telegraph has described Steerpike as one of the greatest villains in English literature. Subscribe to leave a comment. A rich irony today on the BBC. I recall as a head of department this was brought up at a weekly meeting. Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from London and beyond. Back in November 2013, the now-favourite to succeed Nicola Sturgeon was a junior minister for External Affairs. Can you imagine what would have happened if we had wanted to do that? Fed up with Forbes, Yousaf and Regan committing news at every turn, the spin doctors at Gordon Lamb House have come up with an ingenious plan to stop their candidates gaffes, attacks and infighting being reported. What they should have done was to lay down the law. A national policy should have been set down. Steerpike 'Korangate' and Britain's new blasphemy rules. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk. What a win for all that would be. The Finance Minister, If we hadnt heard enough about the Dumb Prince and His Stupid Wife not Steerpikes words nowSouth Parkhas, Reading some of the tributes from English luvvies yesterday, you would have had no idea that Nicola Sturgeon was anything, Stop press: Fleet Street is officially full of sewage. Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike Yesterday 27. And in his eagerness to defend his onetime boss, the Old Harrovian made an extraordinary revelation: that the British government debated whether it might have to ask people to exterminate all pet cats during the early days of the Covid pandemic. Strange that Mr Cameron offers us no lessons from this colourful tale. Political instability. Identity politics looks a lot like the caste . Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk. We look forward to the Spectator correcting its story. Steerpike is a fictional character in Mervyn Peake 's novels Titus Groan and Gormenghast . I dont rule it out, Boris battles the Kremlin over Putin threats, Hong Kong row embroils Commonwealth group, Truss and Kwarteng start their own companies, Even Irans mullahs have turned on Prince Harry, Shock as the New York Times praises Britain, Boris Johnson falls victim to Grant Shapps photoshop fail, How Afghanistan erred by thinking Biden would never leave, Nuclear power: crossing the ideological divide. Will Labour suspend the Quran-gate councillor? It, Tuning into Radio 4 today, Mr S was surprised to hear a well-spoken but unlikely voice making the case for membership of the single market. One snag is that sister Rachel claims to have devised the ploy for her own benefit and is telling friends that her dear papa snaffled it from under her nose. Tobias Ellwood, a, Its not just the Tory party thats in a bit of a mess. Around 50 per cent was the answer. Which world leader has set himself the silliest ambition in retirement? Tobias Ellwood stripped of the whip Last Wednesday the Guardian published a leader column on Labour and antisemitism in which the bastion of right-on liberalism opined on the partys record under Jeremy Corbyn. Its all kicking off in the Tory party at present. But if the overwhelming majority of students obey, and they usually will, then make the penalty for offending a massive one. Just how many hours, let alone days, would the government have lasted if that was the case? Clearly Ms Riseborough is more than just an excellent actress. The Commonwealth Parliamentary Association boasts 180 branches around, Rod Stewart has been a Conservative supporter for some time but no longer. The so-called baby lotion strategy (Johnson & Johnson) is proving hard for constituency chairmen to resist. Its been a pretty miserable few months in Britain but some in government are hoping, The 2024 race for the White House is on. Brilliant! Students are often reported as not engaging in play with ball games and the like. One mans misfortune is another mans opportunity, You know its bad when the Old Etonians are turning on you. But all that has now crumbled following last months trans debacle and Nicola Sturgeons resignation. Im not suggesting that an early day motion is some form of free advertising. It would, Britain isnt America. And a flow-on effect is there is much lateness to lessons another in the list of discipline offences to burden teachers lives. Members of the parliamentary, So. Is Boris Johnsons bid to rip up the Northern Ireland Protocol over before it really began? By, Strikes. He then explains their disappearance to the inhabitants of the castle with a suicide note (including a confession to arson) and wax models of the Twins (helped by the fact that the half-paralyzed twins were hardly more animated than wax-works in real life). Some 100,000 messages were handed to the newspaper by the co-author of his diaries Isabel Oakeshott. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike, Vladimir Putin has sold his Ukrainian war to the Russian people by trying to find the sweet spot between existential threat and reassuring distance: the Russian president portrays the conflict as a struggle to preserve the nation from a hostile West and its Ukrainian proxy, but one fought safely outside its borders. Shes facing questions, Angela Rayner caused a bit of a stir a few weeks ago when she rocked up at the Glyndebourne opera, Oh dear. Hes been dropping hints that his occupancy would last only until May 2016, when Boriss second mayoral term ends. Is Keir trolling Boris with his next hire? Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from London and beyond. Why was EU chief due to meet King Charles? Steerpike nearly loses his own life in the process, but uses this to his advantage, claiming that the jump into the moat was a desperate attempt to save his master from the fire. The incident, however, leaves Steerpike permanently scarred; his face now red and blotched. Cancel any time. Join the conversation with other Spectator readers. And in. Leave it to the individual schools! was the cry, largely due to wanting to avoid the problem of having multiple arguments with parents, students, and even teachers, who in some misguided instances argue that having a phone and using it responsibly is something that must be taught. And Mark Francois, the, The Six Nations season is well underway, which means the return of the parliamentary tournament too. Labours menopause action plan is an insult to women, How the Tories should address Britains future. Ban the journalists. Last Wednesday the Guardian published a leader, It seems that Kate Forbes stance on same-sex marriage hasnt gone down too well with some of her more socially, Its day one of Kate Forbes bid to be First Minister and she is certainly making headlines. Is Rishi Sunaks Brexit deal all its cracked up to be? These eyes were set very close together, and were small, dark red, and of startling concentration.[2]. Join the conversation with other Spectator readers. A week ago, many were braced for the grand unveiling of the new, improved Northern Ireland Protocol only for it, er, to be shelved at the last moment. Oakeshott: So youre think of making it more difficult? The key actors of various Brexit-related factions have been out all over the airwaves in recent days. If phones are going to be tied to transport and making purchases, and that is necessary for students before and after school, then schools should have a locker system. Why did Humza Yousaf miss the vote on gay marriage? Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. The, Penny Mordaunt has had a good start to the leadership race, storming into second place with 16 names, even though, Boriss decision to quit yesterday fired the starting gun on the greatest game of them all: the Tory leadership race., As the news rolled in that Michael Gove had been sacked by Boris Johnson, our own Douglas Murray was on, Its not been a good day for Boris Johnson. weeks suspension for the first offence, and two for the second, and so on. Sunak and Von der Leyen to meet as Brexit deal nears . Despite the establishment magazine not making any claims of editorialinfluence over the list last year, when 2014s publisher, The Times, saw its associate editor Daniel Finkelstein comein at number 31, the magazine has published an anonymous blog entitled: Raheem Kassam [Breitbart London Editor in Chief] is more influential than ever (according to website he edits). Why was EU chief due to meet King Charles? Steerpike might be called the antagonist of the Gormenghast trilogy, but in truth he is more of an anti-hero; the first book for example is largely focused on him, only covering the first year of the eponymous hero Titus's life. Dr Tom Lewis OAM taught in the high school and adult areas for over 20 years. It was therefore slightly ironic that the onetime Labour MP chose to exhibit less than perfect standards when debating with her fellow panellist Isabel Oakeshott the merits of Rishi Sunaks Windsor Framework. [6], "Best sci-fi and fantasy novels of all time", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steerpike&oldid=1135956674, Kitchen boy, doctor's apprentice, secretary's assistant, secretary, This page was last edited on 27 January 2023, at 22:24. Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Nadhim Zahawi. Its a promise he has heroically fulfilled. Far from it. He is discovered by the chief retainer of the castle, Flay, and locked in a small room. Talking of stricken grandees suffering from curvature of the truth, poor old Chris Huhne has been so busy writing letters of resignation that he hasnt had time to amend his website. Could Meghan and Harrys eviction overshadow the coronation? Theresa May has been totting up her thousands in speaking fees while Boris, Is there anyone left who likes Prince Harry? Members of the parliamentary, So. Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Defence ministers clash in battle of the egos, Grandees attack the Guardian over its Corbyn leader. Overnight the Telegraph has released a smorgasbord of stories based on a cache of Matt Hancocks WhatsApps during the Covid pandemic. The Corporation has often been woker than woke, not least thanks to militant internal staff groups seemingly ready to persecute colleagues who dont adhere to doctrine on trans matters. In his usual polished tones, the Prime Minister told the Today programme that: Northern Ireland has this very special position where it has access to the UK market, has access, Another troubling story out of West Yorkshire. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike Share Topics. From The Times: Earlier this year Kassam and James Delingpole launched the UK version of the influential US blogBreitbart, whichrallied the Tea Party. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk. Subscribe to leave a comment. But the case of the Scottish double rapist Isla Bryson/Adam Graham has loosened, Those cunning geniuses at SNP HQ have done it again. 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